GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And th